The funniest dad jokes in the world…as voted for by the world’s funniest dads

Becoming a father for the first time is, in so many ways, a life changing event. But while every new dad quickly develops his own, unique parenting style, there is one quality that inextricably links us all…our instinctive and deep-seated love of dad jokes.

For years, dad jokes have undoubtedly had a bad rep. Viewed by generations of embarrassed offspring as cringe-worthy, bad taste or just downright crap, so-called dad jokes have never received the comedy kudos they so thoroughly deserve.

But today, all that is about to change…

I recently challenged my #dadtribe of the funniest Insta Dads, daddy bloggers and vloggers from across the globe to share with me their all-time favourite dad jokes for this feature. And their response was overwhelming, with submissions received from father figures across the UK and as far reaching as the USA, Australia and Fiji!

So here it is; our definitive list of the funniest dad jokes in the world, as voted for by some of the world’s funniest dads. As is customary when dad jokes are involved, prepare to laugh, cry and cringe in equal measure…

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dad jokes - dogs

Giles from @youthedaddy

www.youthedaddy.co.uk

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dad jokes - oasis

Billy from @gooutsidethelines

www.gooutsidethelines.co.uk

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dad jokes - forest

Rod from @moderndadpages

www.moderndadpages.com

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dad jokes - menthol

Matt, AKA @papa_pukka

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dad jokes - scarecrow

Harry from @dadsdiary

www.dadsdiary.co.uk

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dad jokes - tvs

Simon from @father_of_daughters

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dad jokes - glue

Simon from @father_of_daughters

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dad jokes - cake

Frank from @ciskoskids

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dad jokes - blue

Frank from @ciskoskids

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dad jokes - calendar

Mark from @lemon_drop_books

www.lemondropbooks.co.uk

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dad jokes - pun

Martyn from @mr_kitney

www.insidemartynsthoughts.com

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dad jokes - mr-t

Al from @thedadnetwork

www.thedadnetwork.co.uk

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dad jokes - sticky

Al from @thedadnetwork

www.thedadnetwork.co.uk

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dad jokes -bins

Dave from @the_dadventurer

www.thedadventurer.com

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dad jokes - bees

Jack from @fourthtriman

www.fourthtrimag.com

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dad jokes - beard

Zac from @the.inside.edit

www.the-inside-edit.com

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dad jokes - ocean

Zac from @the.inside.edit

www.the-inside-edit.com

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dad jokes - dad bod

Jamie from @dayjam

www.adayinthelifedad.com

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dad jokes - boomerang

Simon from @champagne_dad82

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dad jokes - algebra

Jesse from @fatherlikesons

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dad jokes - old-man

Jesse from @fatherlikesons

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dad jokes - hippo

Justin from @alldadstalk

www.alldadstalk.com

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dad jokes - psychic

Joshua from @thedadhe

www.youtube.com/user/thefoodhe

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dad jokes - help

Joshua from @thedadhe

www.youtube.com/user/thefoodhe

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dad jokes - hot-dog-1

dad jokes - hot-dog-2

Ben from @bentantrumxyz

www.tantrum.xyz

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dad jokes - moles

Ben from @hello_my_name_is_dad

www.hellomynameisdad.com

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dad jokes - shoes

David from @dadvworld

www.dadvworld.com

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dad jokes - kidnapping

David from @dadvworld

www.dadvworld.com

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dad jokes - banana

Alan from @OMGitsagirl2015

www.omgitsagirl.wordpress.com

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dad jokes - star-wars

Dan from @dan.raynham

www.coffeeandstardust.com

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dad jokes - horse

Ben from @dulwich_dad

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dad jokes - holy-water

Mathew from @mathew_lajoie

www.youaredadtome.com

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dad jokes - blind-man

Giles from @youthedaddy

www.youthedaddy.co.uk

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So which of these dad jokes is your favourite? Do you have any corkers that should be added to our list? As always, we’d love to hear from you, so please do share your favourite, best or worst dad jokes in the comments section below!

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10 Comments

  1. 30th January 2017 / 8:37 pm

    I love “can you put the bins out?”!! Never heard that before. My personal favourite is:
    What do you call a French man in sandals?
    Philipe Philiop

    #FabFridayPost

  2. 30th January 2017 / 1:31 pm

    Haha! I love this! I think my fav. was from Jack @fourthtriman .

    Thank you so much for linking up with us on #FabFridayPost

  3. 28th January 2017 / 2:10 pm

    I think the colourblind one is my favourite. I love a good joke. #FabFridayPost

    • YOU THE DADDY
      27th January 2017 / 4:50 pm

      One of my personal favourites!

  4. 27th October 2016 / 10:38 pm

    I actually love dad jokes. The thing is though, if i hear a good one I can NEVER for the life of me remember it. No matter how obvious the strapline goes with opener. I think it’s brilliant that you’ve scoured the world over and come up with the definitive list. I’m going to try and remember the one about fractions for the time when I come to teach my two maths! 🙂

    • YOU THE DADDY
      19th October 2016 / 9:42 am

      OH YES! An absolute classic!

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