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A Mr Men Guide to Paternity Leave

If you thought that paternity leave was merely an exercise in sleep deprivation, nappy changing and tea making, think again! As someone who has just completed two full-on weeks of parental leave, I’ve come to realise that the role that new dads play in this pivotal period is infinitely more than that.

Which got me thinking. Which Mr Men characters can new dads look towards for advice on being the perfect dad during paternity leave?

Unfortunately on closer inspection, it quickly became apparent that the existing group of Mr Men were wholly unsuitable for the job in hand. I mean, would you really trust Mr Tickle or Mr Bump to look after your baby?

And so, in honour of the 45th anniversary of the Mr Men books, I’ve created a whole new bunch of inspirational Mr Men characters for new dads to aspire to during paternity leave. Enjoy!

If Mr Men did paternity leave…

mr-maid on paternity leave

During paternity leave, no household chore is too big or too dirty for Mr Maid. ‘King of the Kitchen’, ‘Iron Man of the Ironing Board’ and ‘Don of the Dusting’, Mr Maid is on top of every domestic task while Mrs Maid is sleeping, or otherwise indisposed looking after the new baby. The only thing Mr Maid ever worries about is putting something away in the wrong place. Mrs Maid chuffing hates that.


mr-milky on paternity leave

Mr Milky bloody loves boobs. And he knows that new parents are far more likely to succeed at breastfeeding if both mum AND dad know how it should be done. So, during paternity leave Mr Milky is on hand at every feed to support Mrs Milky, whenever and however she needs him. Mr Milky never forgets which breast the baby fed from last. He can spot a bad latch from 10 yards. And he always remembers to bring Mrs Milky a regular supply of drinks and snacks during each feed to keep her energy levels up. Mr Milky has even had a cheeky taste of breast milk himself, and doesn’t know what all the fuss is about. It pretty much tastes just like regular milk.


mr-medicine does paternity leave

Mr Medicine isn’t a doctor. He isn’t even a nurse. But by God he knows how and when to dish out paracetamol and ibuprofen to ensure Mrs Medicine manages her pain during paternity leave. In fact, he’s so efficient in his four-hourly drugs distribution, you could set your watch by his schedule. Mr Medicine has even dabbled in some amateur Obstetrics & Gynaecology, inspecting Mrs Medicine’s ‘intimate stitches’ daily and providing regular damage reports. What a trooper.


mr-skin-to-skin does paternity leave

Mr Skin to Skin isn’t afraid to whip off his shirt, especially if it means he can partake in some proper daddy/baby bonding time during paternity leave. He knows that a bit of skin to skin contact can calm almost any screaming baby, while (at the same time) giving Mrs Skin to Skin some much needed respite. However Mr Skin to Skin has also learnt, from painful personal experience, that a hungry baby will attempt to latch onto any nipple in its vicinity. Regardless of whether daddy’s nipple is a source of milk of not.


mr-thick-skin does paternity leave

Mr Thick Skin knows that during paternity leave, his wife’s hormones are almost certain to be raging out of control. As such, he doesn’t take it personally when Mrs Thick Skin loses her temper. He can handle any criticism, any passive aggression and any sleep-deprivation-related tantrum like a man. He might shed a tear on occasion, but only ever in the privacy of his shed.


mr-organised goes on paternity leave

Mr Organised is a man that all new mums love having around during paternity leave. He is master of the to-do list, keeping track of the timings of every feed and every nappy change (including poo colour and consistency). He ensures that bottles and breast pumps are efficiently sterilised. He never forgets to pay a bill. His fridge is always stocked. He even remembers what presents the baby has received and from whom, so that appropriate thank you cards can be written. If Mr Organised was a personal assistant, he would deserve a massive Christmas bonus.


mr-positive goes on paternity leave

Mr Positive is always jolly and never frowns. He’s well aware of the dreaded ‘baby blues’ and so does everything in his power to prevent them from surfacing. Quick with a compliment, some words of encouragement or a joke to lighten the mood, Mr Positive never criticises or raises his voice. Although, he has been known to talk through gritted teeth on occasion.


mr-gatekeeper goes on paternity leave

Mr Gatekeeper is no fun at all, but he has a very important job to do (which, by the way, he takes very seriously). If anyone wants to visit the baby during the two weeks of paternity leave, they have to go through him first. He controls who can come over, at what time and for how long. And he even instructs every visitor that they must bring food, or they will be turned away on arrival. Mr Gatekeeper is clever…very clever indeed.


mr-sleepy goes on paternity leave

Mr Sleepy is utterly knackered. You see, he spent his first week of paternity leave trying to keep up with his other Mr Men friends. He tried taking on all the household chores that Mr Maid could do so easily. But he ended up just making a mess. He tried to emulate Mr Organised’s to-do list. But whenever he ticked one thing off the list, he ended up adding three more. He even tried to stay in a constant good mood, like his jolly friend Mr Positive. But after countless sleepless nights, even that simple task was harder than it sounded.

Thankfully though, he soon realised what needed to be done. So, he started ‘cat napping’ at strategic points throughout the day. Just 40 minutes here and there, but those small sleeps made all the difference. “After all, I’ll be no use to anyone if I get ill or fall into a sleeping beauty style sleep coma,” he thought!


I hope you’ve enjoyed today’s post! If you did, please do share it with your friends and family on the social media platform of your choice!

So, which one of the new paternity leave-loving Mr Men is your favourite? Are there any alternative ones that you can think of? As always, we’d love to hear from you, so please do share your thoughts and ideas with the group via the comments section below.

And for more advice on pregnancy, birth and parenthood, my new book YOU THE DADDY: The Hands-on Dad’s Guide to Fatherhood, is OUT NOW to buy!


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  1. 21st July 2017 / 1:11 pm

    Definitely see a few familiar traits! haha

  2. 27th October 2016 / 10:29 pm

    I’ve just popped over from Instagram where I’ve just come across these and found them so intriguing I had to meet them in person. I love them all!! The thing is, you men (well most of you) are amazing when it comes to helping out during your paternity leave and I’m sure you all took on all of these roles at some point. You don’t get the glory jobs and your other half may not seem like she’s grateful (hence the need for Mr Thick Skin and Mr Positivity) but we couldn’t do it without you. My hubby was definitely Mr Maid. But not for me, he loves a tidy house. He’d be off sorting out cupboards and where to put all the new shit we got. In his element he was LOL.

  3. 19th October 2016 / 10:44 am

    Oh I loved the Mr Men books. And the Miss books too…

  4. 6th October 2016 / 4:33 pm

    Love this – hilarious! I think Mr Medicine is going above and beyond the call of duty!

    Thanks so much for joining us on #FridayFrolics. Hope to see you next time.

  5. 6th October 2016 / 2:29 pm

    This is so cool! I think I like Mr Maid. He is m favourite. I could use him right now! lol! Thank you so much for linking up with us on #FabFridayPost 🙂

  6. 5th October 2016 / 8:12 pm

    Ha ha ha these are bloody awesome – mr skin to skin disturbed me slightly and I wish I had had a mr gatekeeper
    Thanks for linking to #ablogginggoodtime

  7. min1980
    3rd October 2016 / 9:35 pm

    I am in awe of the pictures here. These guys should be actual Mr Men, without a doubt! They are definitely due an update. I saw an old one yesterday at an antiques fair called Little Miss Plump, complete with Mr Greedy off to the side shouting “greedy girl!” at her! Thanks for linking with #FabFridayPost

  8. 3rd October 2016 / 5:34 pm

    HAHAH This is fantastic! I wish I would have had this when my wife was pregnant. Priceless! I think I found my next FB profile pic 😀

      3rd October 2016 / 6:00 pm

      Thanks dude…you should! Let’s take this global!

  9. 1st October 2016 / 8:22 am

    Oh this is just fabulous! I adore mr organised, there is something about him that is just cute haha. Although I admire mr skin-to-skin, I find him somewhat terrifying to look at hahah! xx great post xx #fabfridaypost

      1st October 2016 / 8:54 am

      Haha, agreed! Mr Skin to Skin is not much of a looker!

  10. 30th September 2016 / 10:06 pm

    Haha this really (Mr) Tickled me. I think that all new mums need a Mr Gatekeeper on hand to ensure only those visitors bringing cake are allowed across the threshold. I think the existing series would be well complimented with these additions 🙂 #ablogginggoodtime

  11. 30th September 2016 / 5:07 pm

    Just popping back again and I am still loving this! I need to thank my husband when he gets home as he has been Mr Positive this week 🙂 #FridayFrolics

  12. 30th September 2016 / 3:15 pm

    This is so funny, cute and creative,

    BRAVO daddy!


  13. 30th September 2016 / 1:21 pm

    Love this. I think my husband tried to be a bit of all of them. It’s utterly terrifying when paternity leave is over and we are left at home on our own with the baby! I hope you are settling into fatherhood and enjoying it. Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics

  14. twotinyhands
    29th September 2016 / 7:48 pm

    I love Mr Milky, I always forgot which boob we were on! I think all of them are pretty clever to be honest! #ablogginggoodtime

  15. 29th September 2016 / 6:07 pm

    Mr Skin to Skin is definitely my fave! #ablogginggoodtime

  16. 29th September 2016 / 12:56 pm

    Ha ha, I recognise a lot of these from my husband when he was on SPL – though strangely not Mr Maid or Mr Organised. Hmmmm. #ablogginggoodtime

  17. 29th September 2016 / 9:32 am

    Ahhh this is brilliant! Love Mr Thick Skin – very true! 🙂 #ABloggingGoodTime

      29th September 2016 / 9:43 am

      Ah yes, Mr Thick Skin…one of the more difficult characters to emulate!

      28th September 2016 / 9:37 pm

      Thanks Catie! I’m particularly fond of his nipple hat! Lol